There’s nothing like the first warm day on the Eastern Seaboard. Everyone emerges from hibernation smiling. New Yorkers find time to go to the park in the afternoon. New Englanders act slightly less suspicious of outsiders. It’s enough to make you forget that Rhode Island and Massachusetts are the two rudest states in America.
In Los Angeles, everyone celebrates the first day of bikini weather by going to the rooftop pool and being awful.
Once the equinox hits, I start thinking about going home. This year is different because I have a bachelorette party to host in Connecticut in April and a wedding in Vermont in June.
Something about having to go to these places at these times grated at my autonomy. So, I planned a trip to Chicago for May. Usually, when I remember that Chicago exists, it’s too cold to imagine planning a visit.
The last time I visited Chicago was to work at The Laugh Factory. I had started sex work the month before. I barely stayed in the condo above the club for traveling comics. It was three glorious days of running back and forth between shows and the Viagra Triangle.
Then I added Denver, as it’s on the flight path home, and I’ve only been there once as well, for comedy. I headlined a brewery, ate at Denver Biscuit Company, and sang ‘Rocky Mountain High’ with one of my favorite people on earth while driving through the mountains to a hot spring. I can’t wait to experience it as a happier, freer Aviva.
April:
4/22-23 – Harlem
I still have both evening and morning availability. I’m willing to bring back my dinner date special rate to go to Redfarm with you and eat crispy, spicy beef before gargling your balls for dessert.
4/23-24 – Greenwich, CT
Have evening availability on the 23rd.
4/24-25 – Mystic, CT
Late night and morning available.
4/26 – Norwich, CT / Providence, RI
My flight is at 4 p.m., and I will be checking out of my bachelorette pad by 11 a.m. I am happy to arrange an incall near the airport and am open to being tempted to change my flight.
May:
5/22-24 – Chicago
I haven’t decided what area to stay in yet! Filling out my booking form before you finish reading this post will give you the best chance that I stay somewhere convenient to you. The first person who books a multi-hour gets priority.
5/22-? – Denver
It’s the same story as Chicago. We choose our adventure! I expect to be back in Los Angeles by 5/25 at the latest.
June:
6/17-6/20 – Boston
Everett, to be exact. I’ll be sharing an incall with the lovely Eva Bora at a fabulous Wynn-owned resort. Eva has never been with a woman before and has honored me by asking me to be her first. This one is filling up fast with her regulars, who are excited to experience the thing she said she’d never do.
6/20-21 – Wilmington, VT
Yes, I’ll be at a wedding, but I have a car. I have the most wicked grin, just thinking about sneaking away from my family to see you.
6/22-25 – Burlington, VT
I have never been, and I am so excited! I have no idea if any clients live there, but I’ll be with a good friend in New England in the summer, and if that isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
Happy Springtide to all!
