Here are the dates, which are filling up fast – inquiries for multi hour dates will be prioritized. I  will update this post as dates become fully booked, which I am close to currently for 9/26 in Raleigh.

September 17-20, Boston:

I will be Southie adjacent with a roof deck. I am hoping to take long walks along the water, eat Italian food that isn’t for tourists, take a yoga class, go to the modern art museum, and get lattes and stroll through independent bookstores for those of you that are interested in taking me out.

September 20-22, Waterford, Connecticut:

I rented the sweetest little cottage near the beach. The 21 evening is almost full. I want someone to take me to dinner at Daniel Packer Inn and for a spa day at Norwich Inn & Spa.

Sept 23-25, NYC (Bushwick):

Let’s go to St. Anselm for steak and then take it all off back at mine, shall we?

Sept 25-27, Raleigh, NC:

I haven’t been to North Carolina since I was a wee girl of 22! I am so excited for a Southern good time. I trust you guys to come up with what to do with me!

If these dates and cities don’t work for you I am also available for sponsored tours (min 3 hour booking plus flight, hotel, & transport) & FMTY (min weekend plus expenses) Local (flights under 2 hours from LAX) FMTY is also available (min 24 hours plus expenses).

See you soon, if you’re lucky enough.

& please enjoy this photo of me where I got really high and then masturbated my way into the 70’s.